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When I first heard "December" by Collective Soul, I thought "Just tilt my sun towards your domain" was "Just took my son on a trip to Maine."

When I first heard "Kiss from a Rose" by Seal, I thought it said, "Kissed by a rose on the brain."

How about "Michael Finnigan"? "There was an old man named Michael Finnigan He ran a race and tried to win again He fell down and bumped his shin again Poor old Michael Finnigan" Or "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly I don't know why she swallowed a fly Perhaps she'll die!"

LISTENING PRACTICE Questions for English Learners: 1. According to Tim, eating a "Krispy Kreme" is like eating a ______? 2. In Tim's opinion, what is the sugar-free donut? 3. What was the first "diet soda" called? 4. What kind of milk does Tim have to drink? 5. What does Tim want to brush his teeth with? 6. What is supposed to crinkle up when you cook it? 7. Where does he say he has hair growing out of now that he's older? 8. What type of clothing did his kids tell him to put on? 9. What doctor did Tim have to go see? 10. What happens during a glaucoma test?

"Mommas gonna buy you a billy... goat"

Ryan George's latest video brought me here.

His English rocker accent is spot on

I used to sing "hot as a seal" instead of "our lips our sealed" by the Go-Gos

I think the Jimmy crack corn song is about slavery. I heard it in a Biggs Bunny cartoon and the lyrics are "My master's Gone away" and "The pony run he jump he pitch. He throw my master in the ditch." Pretty dark lmao

I think it's hilarious when he says.Let me get this right if I kill a bird.I get some bling...😮 wat !

Man, I’m pretty sure jimmy crack corn is just an old racist song

I understand about the eyebrow hair! Plus women get that on our lip and chin!😂

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"Other dancers may pee on the floor, but my eyes dear, they see only you . . ."

Crying laughing so hard! Thank you!!!

“You’re saying if I shut up I get a bird??” 😂

1:57 What about billy goats make you think Kentucky?

Oof

Don't go 'round tonight,... there's a bathroom on the right.

This guy is hilarious. Every time before church service, the p.a people would play some of his videos before church and the whole church would burst laughing. He’s amazing.

Man I can’t watch sthg about eating a baby! Maybe I’m a stick in the mud. God bless Tim U make me laugh a lot but I can’t do an eating a baby joke

My mother always changed it to "And I'll catch my baby, cradle and all."

I actually remember the first one ending in “And Jesus will catch you, cradle and all”………….… lol ❤

Times change. People are too sensitive these days.

tab! taaabbb!!!

pop goes the weasel.. bawahahahahahaha

You correct turkey bacon by smuggling actual bacon into the pan. Also year three of turkey bacon in the freezer.

The turkey bacon part is true...turkey bacon is gross

2:35 Jimmy smokes crack and I don't care. Jimmy smokes crack and I don't care.

ua-cam.com/video/UALb0NLZM3M/v-deo.html My mom and I loved this song, but now, I'm thinking it's basically an extended version of Rock-a-bye Baby.

Repent and trust in Jesus. we deserve Hell for our sins. For example lying, lusing, saying God's name as a cuss word and stealing our just some examples of sin which we can all admit to doing at least one of those. For our sin we deserve death and Hell, but there is a way out. Repent anf trust in Jesus and you will be saved. Repentence is turning from sin. So repent and trust in Jesus. He will save you from Hell, and instead give you eternal life in Heaven. John 3:16 Romans 3:23❤😊❤❤

I don't know the name of the song but I think it's called Duh!😂

We just gonna talk about the two most popular nursery rhymes we based off two deadly things

Rice milk- farmer must have really small fingers!

Great songs hallious...do it again love.

The baby's in a TREE!! - Tim Hawkins

There was one nursery rhyme that I uncovered thanks to simply piano that goes: Ladybug, ladybug Fly away home Your house is on fire, your children shall burn All except one, and her name was Aileen And she hid under the soup tureen This is a reference to how in 16th century Britain, a crop called hops was commonly grown. Ladybugs would live and lay their eggs in the fields of hops. During the fall, farmers would burn down the fields. And, a soup tureen is a dish for soup or stews.

Every time I see a video of this guy I think "that's the best one yet"!! And then I saw this one. Just keeps getting better.

God has Blessed him

When our now 23 year old was an infant I thought this same thing! I told my concerns to my Mom. I asked her who came up with these lyrics, and why are they so morbid!

NO ONE TELL EM ABOUT RING AROUND THE ROSIE AND WHAT IT MEANS

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Can't breath! 🤭😊😅😂🤣😂😅😂🤣

The man is genius, AND HEEEEELARIOUS!!!!!

His Matthew McConaughey combined with Forrest Gump impression!!😂

Ever heard of Jack and Jill? They both fell off a hill. Jack broke his head but managed to go home to fix it with . . . vinegar . . . and brown paper! What happened to Jill? We’ll never know.

I love how he went all Forrest Gump with the eye doctor!🤣

I think we've seen Tim about 10 times. Always so funny. I totally get the glaucoma test joke. I was very embarrassed at the eye doctor when a technician tried to give me the test and I just couldn't do it. I got over it though. I sent this to my cousin who is an eye doc and she failed to find the humor in it. Oh well, I think it's hysterical.

Funniest comedian alive !!

Oh my goodness, i just found his channel and i am very impressed he's so so funny. All different kinds of comedy. Blessings to his wife.....🙏💖💓💜